nyt.com

I have yet to really get into this new sport of hot water bottle racing, but several of my friends are avid fans.  In fact, Surprise took his wife out to the Aqua One Race Track last weekend to see the Massachusetts State Hot Water Bottle Championships, and he told me it was a photo-bottle finish.

Nevertheless, I have to confess that I still don’t understand the allure.  Is it really that exciting to watch a bunch of hot water bottles racing around a track?

CNN.com

I don’t know when these cars of the future will reach dealerships, but I’ll be there the first day they go on sale. Check out the permanent convertible! And I can’t tell you how long I’ve been looking for a car like the one above, which apparently has no windows. Because who needs windows, when we can we steer via our souls? By this point, after all that we’ve been through, don’t we already know where we’re going?