Can I bask towards the question of spontaneous tire mountains, another of which appeared earlier this week in Norwich, Connecticut? Some thinkers have suggested that these tires are simply trash, but I don’t think so – I agree with the Tire Scholars who speculate that these mountains are evidence of vast, underground tire communities. If we dig through these mountains, I bet we’ll find tires for miles. There are whole worlds within this world that we haven’t yet seen or found names for.


