A bolt of lightning is voicing its disgust over an accident which occurred last week when a passenger jet flew into the lightning’s shoulder. “I was just hanging around, doing what I do, when all of a sudden, wham!” said the lightning in a recent interview. “I felt this terrible pain, and then I look and see lightblood running down my arm!”
The lightning said that his shoulder was dislocated, and that he needed light-based stitches as well. “I don’t have insurance,” said the lightning. “Who plans to get hit by a freaking jumbo jet?”
The jet apologized for the mishap. “It’s not like I intended to hit it,” said the plane, relaxing by a hotel pool on his day off. “We are talking about lightning, after all.”
But the lightning is demanding a payout. “You think I won’t sue?” said the lightning. “I will! And I’ll win!”
More on this story as it develops.